Sunday, 20 April 2014

Happy Easter Sunday & An Eggcelent Adventure!


The Easter Rabbit had a spat with his wife
She said  the dumb eggs were ruining her life
Laying eggs is so boring
Then there's your snoring
He met his demise with her carving knife...

Apparently she borrowed the knife from
the farmer's wife ,who had been having trouble
with some blind mice.



Happy Easter Sunday All.

Saturday, 19 April 2014

Share & Help On Super Saturday!


On super Saturday simply watch this divine puppy video and you will be helping raise monies for the charity and get your puppy fix at the same time.



Have a super Saturday all and feel free to share or re-post.

Friday, 18 April 2014

Dog House Blog, Funny Friday!

 
 
Today we continue to bring you URLs (Uniform Resource Locator) that should be relabelled Unique Rubbish Labels.

It Scrap.com.....


It's Crap.com!

Who Represents?com.....



Whore presents?com!

Expertsexchane.com.....



Expert Sex Change.com!

Speedofart.com.....



Speedo Fart.com!

Go Tahoe North.....




Got A Hoe North!

Lesbocages.com.....



Lesbo Cages.com!

Americanscrapmetal.com.....



Americans Crap Metal.com!

Therapist In A Box.....


The Rapist In A Box!

Analemma Society.....



Anal Emma Society!

Wintersexpress.com......



Winter Sex Press.com!

Have a fabulous funny Friday all.

Thursday, 17 April 2014

Dog House Blog Twats On Thursday!


 
Today we bring you URLs (Uniform Resource Locator) that should be relabelled Unique Rubbish Labels.

Dickson Web.....


Dicks On Web! 

MP3s Hits.....


MP3 Shits!

Budget Cook Island.....


Budget.co.ck!

Children's Wear.....



Children Swear!

Teacher's Talking.....



Teacher Stalking!

Powergen Italia.....




Power Genitalia!

Bitefartcafe.rs.....


Bite Fart Cafe!

Ben Dover.com.....



Bend over!

Choose Spain.com.....


Chooses Pain!

Old Man's Haven......


Old Man Shaven!

Have you ever come across a funny URL? Have a terrific Thursday all.

Wednesday, 16 April 2014

If You Were A Dog On Woofing Wordless Wednesday!


On Woofing Wordless Wednesday we say peeps we bet you wish you were more dog.



What dog attribute would your peeps wish they had? She who must be obeyed ignored can't run to save her life so I bet she'd like my speed.

Have a wonderful Wednesday all. 

Tuesday, 15 April 2014

The Spam Scam On Thoughtful Tuesday!


So I am sitting on she who must be obeyed ignored's knees whilst waiting for my crew.


Thought I'd better check out my pee-mail. Hey I got one here from Nigeria saying they need me to urgently send them some money or I will be cursed for eternity.


This one is asking me to send $100 so they can process my $2 million lottery win.


Oh my, now this one says I have a huge inheritance waiting for me and all I have to do is send $500 for the solicitor to process my claim.


How about this one that says they want some money and they will make sure I have good luck for ever and ever.


Phew, those are exhausting I think I need a drink.


 
Dear folks in Nigeria
 
I am a dog.
I have no money.
I don't do the lottery.
I have no pups or dog family in your country.
BOGOFF and not the super market kind.
 
Yours Angry Of Suburbia.




Do you get spam and do you find them funny but irritating?