Monday, 15 April 2013
Dogton Abbey Blog, Lady Dribble Has A Passion For Fashion Episode 2!
The mesmerising story of your regular, common, ordinary and conventional British aristocrat living life in rural England on a tight budget! Dreary dinners.......lots of corsets opps sorry that was courses.........meat.........fish.......champagne........romance in the larder..........romance in the cellar and scandalously romance in the stables......more black ties............more corsets and more surnames than you can shake a stick at. Living a hard life on a billion £ budget, life’s sure is a bitch when you are rich!
Episode 2 What Is A Gal To Wear, Lady Dribble Has A Passion For Fashion!
What shall I wear to meet my fella in the cellar?
Thumbelina Ballerina? Pas de deux pour moi? Will we eat a mango whilst dancing a tango?
The Shooting Party? Boom, bang, boom and another
Pheasant bites the dust.
Does my nose look big in this? Will his heart melt?
Tiresome Tea Party? Jam, scones, cucumber sandwiches and big hats and lots of ‘Clotted Cream’ (ones people rich and thick)
Tinsel Town? There may be trouble ahead, but while there's music and moonlight and love and romance, let's face the music and prance.
Stella Star? I wanna be a southern belle! Fiddle dee dee I won’t worry ma pretty little head about ma beau!
Castles & Coronets?
Tara, Dogton I will never
leave Tara Dogton! I'm
going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again.
Miss Many Rivers? Me big thought, human little brain!
Cleopatra? There are never enough hours in the days of a queen. So many clothes, so many trinkets!
Golly gosh this gal can’t find a thing to wear!
Better send up one of the maids Mr.Bites I seem to have made a bit of a mess.
I better write in my diary! Lady Dribble has a scribble!
What is in the secret diary? Where is the key hidden?
I am so exhausted I better have a nap before luncheon.
Don’t forget to tune in to the next dazzling sparkling, entertaining and explosive episode of rich folk doing nothing!
Score this episode!
Mr.Bites limps 58 (he’s tired this episode)
Lady Dribbles’ dress changes 32
Lady Dribbles’ hissy fits 19
Bottles Chateaux Naff-De-Pup consumed 14