Monday, 21 July 2014

Dog House Blog, The Blame Game!


We are back at last. We should have been back sooner had she who must be obeyed ignored not met with an accident that she says was my fault and my fault alone. Now I have issues with a certain local resident who I call Mr Stinky. Mr Stinky wears the same jumper all year round and I can usually sniff him out before my peeps spots him. When the aroma of Mr Stinky hits my nose I limber up and on his appearance I go for a full frontal attack with lots of lounging and barking and the odd snarl. This happens so often peeps is always trying to avoid him. Unfortunately the other week I went into attack mode and peeps left shoulder went into smoulder and she was in agony. What made matters worse was Mr Stinky stopped to remonstrate about my behaviour which was a bonus for me as I snarled and barked my happy head off. She who must be obeyed ignored was left standing there embarrassed and in some pain. So with both shoulders out of action we had to take an extended break. However we are back and we will be catching up with all our pals and seeing what mischief you have all be up to. We will be posting Monday, Wednesday, Fridays and Sundays so as not to over do it but we will visit you all daily. 

Have a marvellous Monday all.


We also would like to thank Lottie for giving us this award. We are thrilled and we will pop it on our awards page with pride. Many thanks. 

77 comments:

  1. We've missed you so much Molly and have been thinking about you frequently as we are preparing to come visit your jolly old England! Keep on helping mum heal that shoulder and (maybe) keep a gentler nose on Mr. Stinky.

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  2. Hooray Molly, I'm so glad to see you back! Well, I think She who must be ignored should be blaming it on Mr Stinky, not you! If he hadn't been there, then nothing might have happened!
    Glad mum's shoulder is a little better, and of course, take it easy.
    Pippa :)

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  3. So glad you are back and we agree that a lighter schedule will make things easier, plus taking little breaks is always good

    retro rover

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  4. HIP HIP HOORAY MOLLY IS BACK IN THE HOUSE!! GIRLFRIEND I MESSED YOU ALL THE 87 MILLION DAYS YOU WERE AWAY. I AM GLAD THE PEEP IS FEELING BETTER.
    MR. STINKY MOL MOL MAYBE HE IS THE ONE WHO LEFT COOTIES ON MY FURS
    HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

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  5. I'm glad you are back, I missed you so much. It's bad when both shoulders are hurt and your peep is not able to shrug their shoulders when Mr. Stinky beefs around. All my best wishes to your human and congrats to your award!

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  6. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYY - we have missed you and are so glad you are back. Now about Mr Stinky - you need to weigh this up better - snarling and barking vs no walkies at all? Avoid him at all costs we say and enjoy the walks :)

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  7. Hi Y'all!

    We are so happy y'all are back!!! We've missed y'all too.

    So sorry that your Human was re-injured and recovery delayed. I think in this case it is entirely Mr Stinky's fault!!! NOT YOURS!

    Y'all come back now,
    Hawk aka BrownDog

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  8. Miss Molly is back! Yu take good care of yur Mum so yu can get back to yur usual barkins.

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  9. Oh no! Hope your human gets to feeling better soon. Glad you are back! Much love, The Scottie Mom.

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  10. Yay Miss Molly is back :) poor mum...damn Mr Stinky...always a rogue when a girl just wants a stink free walk..I hope poor mum feels better soon...nothing worse..well there is..she could be a stinker...hugs Fozziemum xxxx

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  11. MIZ MOLLY! YOU ARE BACK! I have missed your posts and all of your shenanigans, but you must take care of the MISTRESS of the MANOR. You must be gentle with peeps you know, for we are at your beck and call, and if we are not in top form, how can we give you all the love and food and attention you crave? Take care of her, "she's for life!" Big hugs to you both, Anita

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  12. all i ahve to say is DOGS KNOW so there must be something wrong with mr stinky... oh no, not both shoulders...hope the frozen one is getting better

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  13. MOLLY!!!!!!!!!!!we were just thinking about you this morning and here you are!! Oh we have missed you and we are glad your back!!
    Hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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  14. Yay!!!!! You're back!!! Sorry about the shoulder's though. I have my own equivalent of Mr Stinky so I know exactly what you're talking about my reaction just can't be helped!!!

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  15. Yippee your back! sorry about your peeps shoulder injury but I am sure she is secretly proud of you for ensuring smelly people don't get too close for comfort, good for you Mollie!

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  16. YAY MOLLY IS BACK!!!!!! I finks you need a special award from momma for trying to save her from even having to be around Mr. Stinky....sometimes humans reactions do not make sense...hope momma is feeling better.
    stella rose

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  17. happy to have you back!!! SO sorry about the smoulder shoulders! yikes!

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  18. Well I'm glad you're back, but bummer about the shoulder. Get better fast!

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  19. MOLLY IS BACK!!! YEA!!!! WEHEEEEEEE we are very much SORRY that your mom's shoulders have been having troubles. We are glad that they are feeling better. MR. STINKY!!! OMD

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  20. Good to have you back Molly :-) xxx

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  21. Molly, Mr. Stinky sounds like he deserves all the barking and snarling one dog could give him. What a stinky jerk. So sorry mom's shoulder went out...I sure hope she is feeling better now. So GLAD you are BACK!
    *Cairn cuddles*
    Oz

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  22. Welcome back! We hope you have a stinky-free week!

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  23. It's great to see you again! We missed you and we hope your human feels better soon.

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  24. aaww - we've missed you sweet Molly - I'm glad you are back. Hope your human is feeling better - I'm sending healing vibes my friend! XOXO - Bacon

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  25. Yay, you're back! And thank you so much for your comforting words about Avalon. Means a lot to me.

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  26. Well, that's all the fault of Mr. Stinky! Lots of healing purrs to your human for BOTH shoulders now. (Yikes!)

    Nice to see you back! Oh, and congrats on your award!

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  27. Welcome back! Oh no! Stinky left his scent alright
    Lily & Edward

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  28. We've missed you, Molly, and hope your peoples take it easy. Take it easy on them too, okay? Purrs....

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  29. Oh dear Molly, how about next time you do the barking and snarling but leave out the lunging bit?
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.
    PS Welcome back!

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  30. Ouch. That must have hurt. We think Mr Stinky needs a new jumper with bells. Lots and lots of bells. ;)

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  31. Good golly Miss Molly! Sounds like you've been having a pretty crazy summer too! Welcome back and nice to see that the peeps is feeling better :) xo, Miss Destiny & Momma Asia

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  32. Thanks for stopping by my blog and helping me reach my goal to get a kitty on The Scooter Shuttle.
    Molly I am sooooo happy to hear and see you. I have missed you terribly. Now does the one who has to be obeyed look like that doll, like you look like your Miniature Me? Because if she does well she is hot and no one would care about her arms being out of place. Keep feeling better my friend.
    Sweet William The Scot

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  33. That's hilarious! Mr Stinky should try getting washed if he doesn't want to drive all the local dogs mad.
    Dip and Elliot x

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  34. Great to read that you are back :-))))
    Casper & Anne

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  35. Well, sounds like you need help with Mr Stinky, home Mom isn't to bad off. So glad you back, we missed you and all the laughs you bring to us!

    The Mad Scots

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  36. Mom says all of her dogs have seriously injured her at one point. I'm sure you didn't mean any harm. Hope the shoulders heal quickly.

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  37. Glad you are feeling a bit better. We missed you!

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  38. we sure have missed you too!! and seriouslies? Mister Stinky is TOTALLY to be barked at - or hissed at! Remonstrations, shmemonstration. What does he know ANYways??
    But we do feel for the human's shoulder - those can HURT!!

    Tell her to take care, Molly, and no yanking shoulders out of sockets for at least 3 days, 'k? ;-)

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  39. Hey Molly!
    Wow, I'm so very glad you are back my furiend! I missed you bunches. Sending some healing vibes to my peep's wonky shoulder. Definitely not your fault...that guy needs a bath! BWAR HAR HAR
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Pol Comm

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  40. So glad you're back! Sorry about Mr. Stinky. He doesn't sound like a fun neighbor. Rita can be the same... she likes to, uh, point out the unusual folks in the 'hood. So embarrassing!

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  41. Wow you're back Molly. Mom (and I) are so happy. We loves your funny blogposts, all though this post was apperently not so funny for you Mom. About mr. Stinky, could'nt your mom lose a bucket of perfume or deodorant on him LOL :-)

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  42. Hi Molly, It sounds like you were doing what you are paid to do-property your peeps and home. I'm sorry Mom's shoulder got hurt; hopefully it will heal quickly. I wondered where you'd been, but I have a hard time keeping up so I expect everyone else to also. When I read your last sentence-have a marvelous Monday, I thought it said to have a Mischievous Monday. Seems like that is pretty easy for you...bol.
    Wags,
    Noreen & Hunter

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  43. Yay! Glad to see you back! I'm sure Mr. Stinky deserves whatever you give him.
    -Mister

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  44. Welcome back. We missed you! We hope your Mom is feeling better. Shoulder injuries are no fun and make typing very difficult!

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  45. Hailey, the public defender, is happy to take your case pro-bone-o. It is clearly Mr. Stinky's fault. We are so glad you are back, we missed you so!

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  46. Sooooo happy you are back!!! We ALL missed you terribly! Ugh I know about those shoulder issues! It can be soooo painful!! Please take care of yourself! xoxoxo

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  47. Poor mom! Both of ours are out of commission! She didn't tear her rotator cuff did she? I hope not because mom has had both of her shoulders fixed already and its not fun. Love Dolly

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  48. Personally, we think Mr Smelly is at fault!

    Glad you're back.

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  49. Yeah, it are all Mr. Stinky's fault.

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  50. We're sorry to hear about your mom but we sure are glad you and your silly antics are back.

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  51. The chi's and I are in agreement that it's really Mr. Stinky's fault rather than yours! Sorry you have to deal with him. I'm so glad your mom's shoulder seems to be doing better and that you're back to blogging. We've really missed you!

    What a lovely award!

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  52. So happy you are back. We have missed you. Hope your human's shoulders are rested and feeling better. Congratualtions on your award. Thanks for visiting on our 2nd blogoversary to celebrate with us! XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  53. Molly, you have been truly missed so glad your back.

    Aroo to you,
    Sully

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  54. So glad you are back Molly! But that shoulder pain is miserable! Mom hurt hers, both sides, in what she calls her "sports bra incident".

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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    1. Crikey Murphy and Stanley ..... that sounds interesting. Did you post about that??

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  55. Mr Stinky would probably have the same effect on me ... only I would do lots of barking and no real lunging. Sorry about your humans sore bits.

    Tail Wuggles, Rubie xxx

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  56. We didn't know you broke your Mom, we thought you were on holiday. We are glad she is healed and you are back because we missed you. Make friends with he birds and ask them to poop on Mr, Stinky. Works every time

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  57. Crikey Molly .... so pleased your back!! I've got one of those Mr. Stinky blokes around my place too. Shame about your Mom's shoulder but he had it comin', RIGHT?? I broke my Mum's little finger once! I wasn't VERY popular and it was just a bird I lunged at. At least you lunged at MR Stinky!!

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  58. Molly! What a fantastic story! We are very glad to see you. My Human has no excuses at all--she has just been sooooo lazy about helping me visit my furiends. Hope your Mom is feeling better! XOXO

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  59. Welcome back Molly, we hope your peep's shoulders are all better!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  60. Its great to have you back!!!
    I am so sorry to hear about your shoulder! Ouch!!!
    I am surprised my huskies havent pulled my arm right off at times!
    ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

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  61. I'm glad you're back!
    Try to be kind to her shoulder for a while, Molly!
    Congratulations on your award!

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  62. OMD! We MISSED you Molly!!!! We're SO happy to have you back!!! Sorry about She Who Must Be Ignored's shoulders butt we can vouch for you, you wouldn't bark and go bat dog crazy for no reason!
    Congrats on the award.
    Wally & Sammy
    xxx

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  63. Missed you Molly!! Glad to see you are back and hope that you had a nice break. That is unfortunate about your peep. I hope she is better now.

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  64. Molly we are so glad you're back and sorry you didn't get back sooner. Hope your peep is okay now though!

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  65. Hope your person is much better now. And Mr. Stinky probably deserved a good bark from you.

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  66. So glad to see you. You have been missed! We have met many a Mr. Stinky's in our time, hope mum shoulders aren't too bad. You take care of her Molly, she needs you. :)

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  67. we are new to blogville, so just stopping by, glad your mama if feeling better ...

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  68. Welcome back Molly, we've missed you xxx

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  69. So sorry to hear about her shoulder injury, I know how painful that can be, but so happy to see you back Molly!!!

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  70. Howdy Molly, glad to hear from ya sweetie pie. Sorry about your mum's shoulder but we reckon it was Mr Stinky's fault anyway for, well, being Mr Stinky. Take care mates. Get well soon mum. Rory sends healing slobber. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

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  71. I'm glad that you are back! I've missed you. ♥ I'm not an attorney and don't even play one on tv, but I think the entire shoulder incident falls squarely in Mr. Stinky's lap. Anyone that wears the same jumpsuit all year long must be guilty of something other than bad taste! BOL! Your pal, Bentley Basset

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  72. So glad you are back Molly! Hope your Mum's shoulder is better.
    Marty

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  73. This Mr. Stinky sounds like a mean person. What should we do about him? Deep him in Lysol?

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  74. Good to hear from you Molly, and I have an idea - maybe you can get a jumper, rub it in lavender flowers or peppermint oil or something and then gift it (perhaps anonymously) to Mr Stinky! He will think it's a nice gift and not know that it's a public service! Haha!
    Melon

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